...so i touched it.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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