ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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