I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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