I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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