Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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