im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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