I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
