normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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