Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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