Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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