They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I believe in your delicious
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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