The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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