Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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