this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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