the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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