Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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