He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Randomize
