You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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