If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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