I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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