How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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