ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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