it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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