Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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