Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
