he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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