This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
