i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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