I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
