Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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