I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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