Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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