I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
