HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
She made me pour olive oil on her.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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