Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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