WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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