I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize
