so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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