Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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