Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just want to make out with him forever
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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