Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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