I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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