I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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