My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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