Already got asked if we're dating
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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