walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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