Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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