I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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