is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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