if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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