More tranny stories later!
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Randomize
